It’s something that’s worried us over many a second, but why is it that Wayne Rooney is still off-of lumpen despite being a professional runner-around-a-pitch-er…? Hmmmn? Surely it just can’t be the Liverpudlian in him, can it? Or is that a rhetorical question? Is it? Not? Maybe just a little?
Either way, if we were running around after a pleather affair for several hours a day and still looked like an egg, we’d ask for our money back.
ps. We’re pretty sure someone somewhere is muttering under their enraged breath, ‘Yeah, but it’s just because you’re jealous that he has more money than you and I bet you’re all old and fat and ugly.’
Correct on one count. (The money, people, the money…!)