Proof there is a fat gene. And an ugly one, but that’s just rude so we won’t say that.

Phil Mitchell?

Hello.

It’s something that’s worried us over many a second, but why is it that Wayne Rooney is still off-of lumpen despite being a professional runner-around-a-pitch-er…? Hmmmn? Surely it just can’t be the Liverpudlian in him, can it? Or is that a rhetorical question? Is it? Not? Maybe just a little?

Either way, if we were running around after a pleather affair for several hours a day and still looked like an egg, we’d ask for our money back.

The end.

ps. We’re pretty sure someone somewhere is muttering under their enraged breath, ‘Yeah, but it’s just because you’re jealous that he has more money than you and I bet you’re all old and fat and ugly.’

Correct on one count. (The money, people, the money…!)

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8 comments to “Proof there is a fat gene. And an ugly one, but that’s just rude so we won’t say that.”

  1. There’s no such thing as fat, just lazy.

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  2. Would you, for all the money in the world?

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  3. I would, for only 100th of all the money in the world. Sabargain really.

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  4. I kinda need £736, so I’d do it for that.

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  5. That’s rather specific, Lulu…

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  6. Dont know the lad but id still hit it

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  7. 500 and throw in the towel.

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  8. No kissing though. Not foral thet inchina.

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