Get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the lads…! (Tra-la-laaa!)

No one mention the armpits...

So today, in London’s glittering Seven Dials, an exhibition of those nuddie shots Madonna did back in her pre-fame days opens, and it’s set to be a succès de scandale. Only not particularly scandale as we’re more familiar with Madonna’s flange than we are with our own mothers’.

*barfs up a Liquorice Allsort*

The shots – including the original polaroids – are all available to buy. You can even purchase them if you so choose. Starting prices are 3,400 English golden coins, with the polaroids expected to fetch £7billion. Oh no, sorry, typo. £40,000. ‘You could buy a house for that!’ exclaims someone from an area no person in their right mind would ever live.

The Madonna Nudes (for that is its name) is at 19 Earlham Street, WC2 until 19th July, 12-7pm Monday to Saturday, 12-6pm of a Sunday. And if you get bored of pussy (sorry), you could always pop down the road to The Box for cock (sorry). Our mother would be so proud.

*curtseys; withdraws with a little bit of sick in mouth*

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5 comments to “Get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the lads…! (Tra-la-laaa!)”

  1. I’m no expert, but great tits!

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  2. A very fine pair. But she is spookily like Lourdes, innit? One thing: why is it pronounces Lourd-ez when it’s a French word and spelling and should be Lourd. If it’s Lourd-ez then it should be spelt Lurdes. Just a point.

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  3. I’ve always said that … Madonna *does* have perfectly-shaped, natural tits.

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  4. aw. mum of the year strikes again. worthless.

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  5. the diry bitch has arpet hair

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