Mrs. Slocombe is dead! Don’t worry though: she wasn’t found alone in a dirty flat being eaten by her own pussy

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Are You Being Served?’s very finest, Mrs. Slocombe, has gone to join Miss Brahms in that department store in the sky.

By which we mean that Molly Sugden – who we loved ever since she played Sandra’s posh mum in The Liver Birds (we’re older than we look. Thanks. We put it down to having used SPF15 on our faces since the age of 3) – has died. She wasn’t well and quite old but it’s sad anyway.

Jump the jump to see a selection of the finest cheap pussy jokes. It really never did stop being funny: ‘Last night my pussy got soaking wet and I ended up having to dry it out in front of the fire’. And this at prime time in the 70s! Happy days!

 

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3 comments to “Mrs. Slocombe is dead! Don’t worry though: she wasn’t found alone in a dirty flat being eaten by her own pussy”

  1. More sadnesses re. this than re. Michael Jackson.
    ps. Have you heard some losers are committing suicide over the MJ thing? So they can join him in heaven. Again, what losers. They’ll be gutted when they get to heaven and find he’s not there and instead holed up inside some Arabian prince’s palace with a harem of young boys.

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  2. I absolutely j’adored Mollie Slocombe. She was a slightly posher version of my nan. On the other hand, I don’t give a shit about Michael Jackson and just wish everyone would stop playing those fucking records…

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  3. It’s a sad day, indeed. My pussy will be devastated.

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