We don’t actually know why we’re even telling you about this as at this late stage you’ll probably have to sell eggs to a fertility clinic to even get a sniff of a ticket. You never know, though, right?
It is Duckie’s annual Gay Shame extravaganza, this year even bigger and even better than ever at Brixton Academy (don’t let that put you off) in London’s not-so-glittering, erm, Brixton. Near the Academy.
As a celebration of femininity in all its weird forms (look at the ticket! Barbara Cartland! Camille Paglia! The only feminine one is Marc Bolan), you will be expected to explore your feminine side in costume and cosmetics if you are to be allowed to join the girlie throngs to enjoy performance, showing off and general thoughtful fun the likes of which you probably don’t always associate with a Pride celebration.
Go, enjoy, take ballet pumps in your handbag. Oh, and check for tickets here.