Close enough?

Sticky, sweet, and in yer face...

So imagine we’re here – where these pretty mots are – and Madonna’s there. Where her picture is. That’s how far away from one another we were on Friday at her ‘friends and family’ gig at the O2. (We’ll tell you later who we had to bum for that one.) It was rather special, and not even of the needs variety. She was three hours late meaning by the time she emerged we were that pissed we could barely breathe, but actual Madonna spittle landed on us at one point so, you know, swings and roundabouts and dual carriageways.

Couple of FYIs: Her Michael Jackson tribute was really cute. There’s a video of it over the bump (not that kind of bump. Pigs) from Saturday’s concert (we were far too twatted to film on the Friday), and Jesus Luz’s clan looked like the Sylvanian Family. Very small, very brown, very cute and some in peasant costume.

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6 comments to “Close enough?”

  1. Ooh, you could see her vagina from there…!

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  2. I like the Keith Haring pics in the background…

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  3. Within touching distance from her cock

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  4. You didn’t tell us who you had to bum to get in. I would bum him for those seats.

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  5. Still wearing that ridiculous Silly String, I see……

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  6. She should be a wrist watch and get rid of the silly string. Still outraged that she feels it is ok to show up REALLY late for her own show. The fine that was levied when she went on late at Wembley last year and stranded 50,000 concert goers just seems to roll off her back. That huge fine could have fed and clothed many orphans on the fast track to celebrity adoption.

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