And in a desperate attempt to claw yet more air time from the Michael Jackson dying thing, someone’s released a video apparently showing the ghost of Michael Jackson at Neverland. Which spookily looks more like Michael Jackson than Michael Jackson ever did.
It’s that long streak of shadowy piss thing – some may call it ghostly – with the four red arrows pointing to it. To the right you’ll be able to see ET waving. Or saying, ‘Talk to the hand, ’cause the misshapen face ain’t listening.’
It’s all there in moving pictures after the dolly break, from 26 seconds. *makes a note of that*
And in other news, small business lending is still down, sharply.