Here he is. The teen wizard with a small, mushroom-shaped penis (we hear from someone in the front row at Equus) is backer than back with a premiere in London’s glittering Leicester Square tomorrow – a film called Harry Potter and the Half-Baked Prince or somesuch.
Is it us, or are we a bit over all this stuff by now? With more still to come (hasn’t the last one been split into two or something?), it seems like we got over HP quite some time ago. Still, there’s money in them thar hills.
Anyway, here he is in duffed up mode on the cover of the new GQ. Which is a ‘magazine’ for ‘gentlemen’, in case you were wondering.