ANTMs poor, ugly, smelling-of-wee relation finished last night. And the winner is… eh?

No relation to BartOnly yesteryore we were discussing how Britain’s Next Top Model is as feeble as Natalie ‘I love a bit of cake, I do’ Cassidy’s self-discipline when we awoke this morning to find out, c/o flatmate, that last night was in fact the final and the ‘one that everyone thought was going to win’ aka Jade (key words ‘spectacles’, ‘quirky’) didn’t win *feigns shock*. It’s The Apprentice all over again.

Lisa Snowdon off-of George Clooney’s beard – which is a job we don’t imagine to be as interesting as it sounds – crowned Mecia Simson (‘er up there) the best professional coat hanger of the bunch, thus deeming her permanently unemployable in an overcrowded industry. And in a recession. How cruel.

While we’re on Next Top Models, let us revisit Tranny Banks’ finest hour.

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4 comments to “ANTMs poor, ugly, smelling-of-wee relation finished last night. And the winner is… eh?”

  1. That clip will never ever get old… … ever.

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  2. we was STUNNED that Jade wasn’t in the final two. but our allegiance was immediately switched to Mecia in a hope that pockmarked sloane hag Sophie wouldn’t win. RESULT! though max factor were never gonna give a beauty contract to a trash talking nobody with a face like Quattro Stagioni were they….

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  3. LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS!

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  4. I will never tire of mad Tranny Banks

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