Now you too can slap your cock on Carol McGiffin’s face

Cut out and keepThere we were tweeting or twittering or twatting or whatever you like to call it and we happened upon the Loose Women page, which led us up the lady-garden path to a quite possibly cheenius competition.

It involves wearing a mask (neatly provided in downloadable form) of your favourite loose lady and taking pictures of yourself, with their mug on your mug during your hollydays. So, you could wear Jackie Brambles next to the Hollywood sign (she used to work there you know), or Lynda Bellingham holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa (the old ones are the best). Personally we’re going to wear Sherrie Hewson down Hoist and take photographic slash filmed evidence of whatever might happen. Think of it as an entirely new kind of happy slapping.

Visit the Loose Women ‘Holiday Head’ (oh hello!) competition here. It closes on 4th August, so you’ve got a month to do your business. Ooh, and if you happen to do something particularly fun and/or amusing with your loose lady face, post it on the Me-Me-Me Twitter page. See, we’re down with the kids… especially if they’re hot.

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9 comments to “Now you too can slap your cock on Carol McGiffin’s face”

  1. I can not wait to get this printed off to commit that bank robbery I’ve been planning for months. Now, who to go as?

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  2. So genius I wet-weed.

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  3. I’m wearing Carol down Nettos…

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  4. My fingers aren’t very steady owing to years of alcohol abuse…
    I fear I’d give Carol split-ends…

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  5. But Lulu, she’s already got pretty bad split ends. See above.

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  6. I’m enjoying her new beach blonde hightlights, I must say…

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  7. My thoughts turned immediately as to how I would attach a halo to the Jane McDonald mask. Or some sort of back lighting effect

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  8. Seriously, who would bother to use up space on their computer, not to mention take time out of their day to download a mask of that Andrea person?

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  9. Why am I envisioning a sea of gays re-enacting the ‘I’m Sparticus’ scene only with Carol McGiffin masks?

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