If you thought Take That were bad, wait till you see Boyzone channelling Freddy Mercury in concert! Mind you, looks like the rumours about Ronan might be true…

He's tight, he's white

No, not the rumours about him being bisexual, the rumours about him being large of penis. Anyways, is a sizeable bulge reason enough to put yourself through this… what shall we call it? Fiasco? Farrago? Shit?

It is the section of Boyzone’s new un-sold-out concert tour where they decide it might be a good idea to do some Queen records while dressed up as Freddy Mercury. Unfortunately – and had we been called in to consult on the show we could have told them this – it’s not a good idea. Mind you, compared to an out-of-tune rendition of an old Osmonds song, it probably is a good idea.

See that bulge, sorry, boy band in action over the jump…

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4 comments to “If you thought Take That were bad, wait till you see Boyzone channelling Freddy Mercury in concert! Mind you, looks like the rumours about Ronan might be true…”

  1. Oh dear, queer…

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  2. No soundcard at work … but hurrah for Irish knob!

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  3. heroically bad.

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  4. Well Brian May loved their medley according to his official blog, so it obviously wasn’t as bad as you are making out,

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