Micky J’s farewell: the fashion, the fierceness, the… something else beginning with ‘f’

Get off her, bitch! She's mine!

Janet Jackson looked FEROCIOUS channelling Jackie O, grabbing that child as she gave her ‘Daddy, my daddy’ Railway Children speech (is this a little harsh?) as if to say, ‘She’s mine. The rest of you back the FUCK off!’ The children, by the way, look like European royalty with their silky smooth hair and honeyed skin.

Mary Carey was great, Jermaine creepy as ever but rocking the jewelled glove, Elizabeth Taylor conspicuous by her absence (she was too upset to get down with the ‘whoopla’, with a ‘w’) as was Diana Ross (even more upset, even less down with the ‘wwhoopla’, two ‘w’s), Steveland Wonder was off on one, Lionel Ritchie looked a little scary, that boy off-of Britain’s Got Talent somehow slipped by security and did a sick-in-the-mouth little aside to Michael’s coffin.

In short, despite a little too much of the old Jesus, the whole thing was much less tacky than expected and at least they didn’t have Earl Spencer get up to be needlessly – and hypocritically – rude to The Queen. All in all, the right, tasteful, decent amount of wwwhoopla. Three ‘w’s.

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6 comments to “Micky J’s farewell: the fashion, the fierceness, the… something else beginning with ‘f’”

  1. Spot on. And agree, what was all this ‘Lord’ nonsense? Michael barely mentioned the fella…

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  2. I love that photo. It’s like a Velazquez where everyone is looking somewhere else and doing something different…

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  3. I can’t believe Janet didn’t perform. They must have got Kathy Bates to hobble her just before the ceremony.

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  4. At leasst her tits didn’t fall out…

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  5. the whole and yes i will call it a “SHOW” was a big waste of time poor fans…they could of at least let ppl walk by the coffin really quick…and the only good hting about the “SHOW’ was Mariah or should i say MiMi (minus that guy that sang with her) and I MIGHT GO TO HELL FOR THIS BUT….the only kid and they might all been sad but hte only kid that was lookling like he really took it hard was Blankie and that last speech seemed off No tears…. hmm AGAIN IM GOING TO HELL FOR THAT last part BUT OH WELL IM A SINNER…IM A SAINT…lol

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  6. Janet — those rumours are very true about her chunking up between albums — looked alright, I thought. It’s a funeral. They were close. Only so much energy can go towards vanity — even for the Jacksons.

    I think Paris *wanted* to speak & she was allowed to speak. It’s not for me to say whether it was a good idea or not.

    I didn’t find any of the entertainment very engaging aside from, oddly enough, John Mayer — that was alright actually. Très impressionnant & stuff!

    Finally, Blanket … everything I’ve seen & heard indicates this was Michael’s favourite child of the three. And, now that we’ve seen him, could it be that Blanket is actually MJ’s genetic offspring? Or was Tanita Tikaram the egg donor? :-o

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