Shock! Horror! Probe! Ken Livingstone spends £16,000 entertaining! Now the small print: over four years. Which works out at £76.92 a week. It’s political correctness/champagne socialism/satanism gone mad!

A ham sandwich? On expenses!

The Daily Cunt is at it again. Still on that old expenses tip that everyone else is SO over, they have decided they’ll put the boot into beloved ex-Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone, not least because it allows them to use one of their favourite expressions – champagne socialism (because, obviously, if you’re a socialist it should be bread and dripping and strong cups of builders’ tea).

Read on and you’ll find that the £16,000 – of tax payers’ money (and remember only straight, white, middle-class people pay taxes)! – is spread over four years. Bearing in mind a Mayor of the largest city in Western Europe and one of the richest in the world might have to do some entertaining, this works out at *drum roll* £10.99 a day. To have a Vegetarian Supreme pizza delivered round the corner from Domino’s costs £15.99.

Could we now go through the expenses of James Chapman, writer on the Daily Cunt, see if he can get it down to £10.99 a day?

More to the point, where was Ken taking visiting dignitaries for their lunch? Pret a Manger? ‘Just don’t have the Posh Cheddar in artisan bread ’cause that’s £3.60 and we won’t have enough for an Elderflower and Grape Sparkling Cordial.’

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6 comments to “Shock! Horror! Probe! Ken Livingstone spends £16,000 entertaining! Now the small print: over four years. Which works out at £76.92 a week. It’s political correctness/champagne socialism/satanism gone mad!”

  1. Ah, the Daily Cunt. Where would we be without our daily dose of hatred. I’m amazed its readers can sit down their anuses are so constantly up in arms…

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  2. I love the idea of an anus up in arms…

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  3. Mr arm’s up my anus.

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  4. I shall send them a photo oif my ringpiece. It’s twitching in anticipation of their mega-exposé of Boris’s prudence and fiscal management – or not.

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  5. Oh but of course they’d never do that, Sis… Boris one of their very own, so he’s immune however much of dirty, thieving bastard he is.

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  6. That’s just pitiful … even for them.

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