Coco Before Chanel trailer. Mmmm, chocolate…

I fancy a Vivienne Westwood basque. And make it e-snappy! 

So this is the trailer for Audrey Tautou’s latest moving picture, Coco Before Chanel. It’s one of those literal titles, like Gropecunt Lane, whilst also being a play on words. They’re not daft.

Two things to note. We don’t think it’s edge-of-your-seat stuff. Maybe if you do the cock-through-a-hole-at-the-bottom-of-your-popcorn-bucket, that will help speed things along.

Secondly, anyone who says Amélie is their favourite film probaly wears Ugg Boots and reads Grazia magazine, and therefore needs a slap.

Finit. In French, that’s finit.

Oh oui, the trailer…

 

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5 comments to “Coco Before Chanel trailer. Mmmm, chocolate…”

  1. I love, ‘Fashion passes, style remains’. How Hollywood.

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  2. I was looking forward to this until I saw the trailer. How dreary.

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  3. That Coco doesn’t say much, does she?

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  4. Anything that starts with, ‘From humble beginnings’ is box office poison for me. It’s amongst the biggest clichés in Hollywood. And naturally, I’m saying Hollywood in the style of The Lucky Bitches.

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  5. Well Amélie is one of my favourite films and I wouldn’t be seen DEAD near either UGG BOOTS nor Grazia… I am genuinely fabulous. So your theory is WRONG.

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