Is it a bird, is it a plane, is it a Penguin biscuit, is it Liz Hurley on the red carpet, is it Agyness fucking Deyn, is it hair, is it Rupert Everett down The Hoist, is it… just a minute, segue: those chairs? Cereal for breakfastly – those chairs? How very corporate meeting in a Travelodge (with a Pret platter).
Anyways, enough of the rhetoric. This is Lady Ga Ga down the MTV Malta Special at Malta Music Week (wa? Cha? Ka?) and we’d just like to say we approve. We’ve had a yo-yo thing going with the Ga – you know, is she a genius or just a twat? But now we’ve settled on, ‘We like her, even more so because she was troublesome on Jonathan Ross (someone told us. Like we watch that self-indulgent dirge) and anyone who gives that egomaniacal sex-pest a hard time is deserving of high praise indeed.’
And in other news, OCD man down the gymgaysium has a fungal infection. He’s all in a tizz.