You know how clever – and attractive to the eye – religious people are. They can come up with answers for everything. Millions of years of evolution? God done it. Earthquake killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people? God done it. Homosexuality? Devil done it, rip it out of his throat. See! Clever!
Well, just as India seems to be getting with the programme and decriminalising something two gentlemen do in the privacy of their own beds, forward steps a religious to say that actually, no need. Yoga can get the gay out of them.
According to sexy boots here, the Swami Baba Ramdev to you, ‘It can be treated like any other congenital defect.’ Oh, yes! ‘Such tendencies can be treated by yoga, breathing exercises and other meditational techniques.’
And once you’ve breathed your homosexuality away, settled down with a nice girl and had some kids, why not meditate AIDS away? You can, you know! And cancer. Handy that yoga. Might get some.