‘This is a very private moment. Close-up, please!’

Kiss it, kiss it, spank it

Oh, we love Bruno. Let us count the ways.

Here he is on Matt Lauer, big in America apparently, explaining much that has hitherto had the world stumped: that suicide bombers are obviously just depressed at opening up their wardrobes and seeing black and sandals (‘Did you ever hear of a suicide bomber in Marc Jacobs? You do the mathematicschs’); that Californians are naturally pre-disposed to gay Austrians – they even made one governor and that it was in fact Louis Armstrong who was the first man on the moon!

Highly high-larious. See it over the jump…

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