And from Duncan James’s stonker of a back bottom-schtupping schlong to David Beckham’s (just David Beckham’s)… here it is in all its (just all its).
*draws outline with forefinger*
Grower? Show-er? Mower?
Question: Does David Beckham shave his legs…? *points at ‘continues’*
David Beckham's VPL...! Yey!,