Boris Johnson, Mayor of London – captured here in one of his more hypocritical moments, pretending he’s down with the gays in order to get the votes of stupid gays who don’t know nothing about politics but find him a bit funny (note how gingerly he touches a paper with the word ‘gay’ on it) – has been defending earning a cool quarter of a million (pounds, not dollars, which means more!) for writing a shit column for The Torygraph.
He says in his defence, a) He gets it by knocking out columns for the increasingly vile Daily Telegraph, something he can do in a couple of hours. Yes, that long! and b) £250,000 is just ‘chickenfeed anyway’ and III) he gives some of that money to charity and don’t we want them poor kiddies to have a toffee apple in their Christmas stockings?
To which we reply a) If we were the Daily Telegraph we’d sack you for admitting what is patently the truth given the ‘quality’ of the writing (wasn’t there one recently about how he couldn’t afford to feed his children? Nice, bearing in mind he also gets £140,000 for being Mayor) and b) The fact that he thinks £250,000 is chickenfeed shows what we’re in for when the Tories get back: Lords of the Manor sneering at the regular folks working hard for the money, so hard for it honey and 3). Fuck off you stupid cunt.
We rest our (knock off) Louis Vuitton case, milord.