Has Sir Philip Green off-of Topshop become the new Peaches Geldof?

Isn't he/she looking well!

We’ve come to expect it of the talent-free, trout-faced offspring of some of the world’s least inspiring musicians – Peaches, Pixie, those Sting children, Kimberly Stewart (though we do like a bit of Rod, if you know what we mean) – but why is Sir Philip Green off-of Kate Moss suddenly turning up at the opening of a bowel?

Here he is last night at Whitney’s London¬†‘Triumphant Return to Form’ (she’s doing for TRTFs what Cher has done for Farewell Tours) and we can’t quite work out what the hell he’s got to do with it. He surely doesn’t need the free champagne/little parcels of horseradish cream wrapped in salmon and tied with a chive like some of us!

Anyways, as for the Triumphant Return to Form… we’ll be the judge of that.

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3 comments to “Has Sir Philip Green off-of Topshop become the new Peaches Geldof?”

  1. He looks like somethign out of Louis IX. It looks like he should have a powdered wig and a beauty mark.

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  2. Is that a real Whitney or a Madame Tussude wax figure. Triumphantly bad dress.

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  3. and if she has any more face-work done she’ll look asiatic.

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