These people are taking the joy out of cock, honestly!

Cock out!

So, here he is, Gilles Marini, the man who has made the most money out of a flash of cock since flashes of cock were invented by Sir Walter Raleigh at the court of Good Queen Bess. Them was the days!

Yes, he was the hot next door neighbour in the Sex and the City movie. The one who had a shower. And flashed a bit of cock. To Samantha’s dog. He went on to star – we use that term lightly – in Dancing with the Stars and now has his own calendar. All on the back of a flash of cock. But then look at Philip Olivier: not EVEN a flash of cock.

Anyways, that’s not what we’re ranting about as a flash of cock is better than no cock at all (we’re having that tattooed on our legs. In Sanscrit). No, what we’re ranting about is how photographers take one very attractive man and – usually for reasons of ‘tastefulness’, whatever the hell that is – make very boring pictures of him.

Take Gilles here. Nice face, nice body, no doubt a very fun guy. Reduced – via the magic of black and white because that makes it look classic and Weber and Ritts and ooh – to almost 2D. Same with them Dieux du Stade. Why not colour? Scared ladies might get frightened off by a flesh tone?

Anyways, over the jump is a video of the making of (sort of) the 2D calendar in question. If you’re bored of counting sheep…

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2 comments to “These people are taking the joy out of cock, honestly!”

  1. snore on, right? With the plinky plonky music. This is sex for middle aged middle class gays who don’t want to scare the neighbours.

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  2. I’m bored of counting sheep. I’m also bored of blokes in black and white. I’m also bored of the Ryvitas I’m nibbling on right now.

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