In a word, yes they fucking can.
Sex? Human? Right? Good? For? You? Poor Hilary Freeman, whose dried up old flange can’t have been dusted off and shagged since that office party in 1974, can’t possibly believe that those letters and words can appear in the same order.
In what seems like a rather refreshingly realistic (we rolled every one of those ‘r’s and expect you to do the same) sexual health leaflet, Sheffield’s NHS Centre For HIV & Sexual Health has broached the unthinkable subject of safe sex actually being enjoyable. Oh, how irresponsible of them. Because the ‘let’s not talk about it’ approach has worked wonders so far.
Hilary’s reasons as to why this more open ‘European’ approach won’t work? ‘We’re a nation that sniggers at seaside postcards and Benny Hill sketches; we have sex with the lights off.’ *tries to remember a time that we ever did any of those things*
Ah, Daily Maily. Sit yourself down, and take a deep breath. It must be tiring being outraged all the time. Yes, we too are fans of a little ranty panty (that’s why we look at the Daily Mail in the first place – oh, and for the pictures. They have all the bestest and slimiest paps) but really, get some perspective and go out of print. Haven’t you heard? We’re in a recession and print is dead, so why aren’t you?