Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the cinema…

Enough with the face, already

We haven’t been back into the cinema (or theatre theater if you’re of the Stateside persuasion) since suffering the shonk that was Terminator Salvation – during which we could not stop looking at the growth that Christian Bale still hasn’t seen to *tut* – news hath been delivered to our door by means of a pigeon with a scroll (postal strikes, who’d ‘ave ‘em) that Bridget Jones 3 has had the trotters up from Hollywood types.

All of which basically means that Renee Zellweger can legitimately gorge on biscwee, get those funny little fatty bits between her tits and her arms, and despite not wanting to we’ll probably end up going to see it anyway. Even if only to see whether we’d still bopp Hugh Grant in his toffish boo-boo, which begs the question…

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7 comments to “Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the cinema…”

  1. I, for one, wlil not be rushing to the cinema to see this. Idiotic fat birds in problematic relationships should be restricted to The Jeremy Kyle Show and The Jeremy Kyle Show.

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  2. Dear English people,
    Have you ever in your life heard an English woman with the ridiculous accent Rennee Zellwegger wretches out during her incarnation as Bridgit Jones? Have you?
    Yours,
    Lulu

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  3. Now, see … I distinctly remember everyone RAVING about her and not knowing she wasn’t English back in the day. I think her accent is quite good considering her character’s origin [Hertfordshire?] and London aspirations. Who’s accent is better? I can think of dozens who are worse. I once thought Rhona Mitra had a terrible English accent — only to find out she’s actually English & from Paddington. :-) OOOPS.

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  4. well i really don’t care what any one says. i reckon the film will be a hit. any one who critisizes is the jealous one. i reckon that any movie with Hugh Grant and Renne and Colin Firth is great. I be waching it by golly.

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  5. I come from ‘ertfordshire and ‘ad London aspirations and I don’t talk like what she talk likes. But then, I was raised in the gutter.

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  6. i’ve never seen the other two so can’t comment really. is colin firth in this new one? if he is i hope he doesn’t trim down. i rather like him now he’s gone to fat a bit. *slaps thighs and rides the ripples*.

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  7. I don’t care for any of these films but I do care for Hugh Grant. Genuinely. I wipe his botty and everything.

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