This, ladies and gennelmen and undecided and those betwixt the two, is Lady GaGa off-of dressing up box, in Soho’s all-night eaterie of a homosexual pursuasion, Balans. Last night. Not the night before, not tomorrow night, but last night. Ooh.
We have little to no idea who’s she’s sitting in a booth, K.I.S.S.I.N.G-ing with but oh, what fun we’ve had in Balans in years gone by. The quaffing, the pointing, the laughing, the groping, the being chucked out-ing, the chomping down on Breakfast Burrito-ing, the scoffing at the £3 entrance fee after a decent hour (‘Tis a restaurant, sir? Surely ‘mo!’)…
ps. Mmmmm, gay food.