We have an aunt who had a boil that was more attractive than this. The boil was lanced. Maybe we could do the same to Gok.

Would you take advice from this creature?

When, just when, was it acceptable to let people like this walk the streets, let alone present TV shows giving out advice? Hmmmn? And fashion advice at that. Fashion. Advice. *is outraged* Gok and his coconut hair were doing their dirtbox business in Bluewater yesteryore. You know, Bluewater, shopping heaven of ex-Trisha guests who should definitely not be parading their lumpen nakedness down How to Look Good Naked’s troutwalk. If only we had been there with our eggs and flour and tar and feathers and soiled panties and used tampons. But we were too busy swish-swishing around Soho and discussing who we want to get swine flu next. Thoughts, etc?

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7 comments to “We have an aunt who had a boil that was more attractive than this. The boil was lanced. Maybe we could do the same to Gok.”

  1. Without wanting to state the obvious, Gok Wan would be there. Jeremy Vine. And that annoying woman off the Maltesers ads. Bitch.

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  2. He has the face, body and teeth to end civilisation.

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  3. There are very few human being who make me wretch by merely looking at them. He is one of them.
    And before anyone’s gets all ‘you’re so shallow’ on my ass, I find him repulsive both in the physical sense but mostly in the personality sense. He is the sort of gay who justifies homophobia.
    He gives the gays a bad name, and we need all the help we can get – what with all the religious freaks and the Daily Mail constantly on our case…

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  4. Whenever I look at Gok Wan, I try not to, it makes me feel like I have swine flu.

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  5. Does he have a good reason for wearing Jackie Collin’s jacket?
    Silly man-child.

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  6. My first thought was … “Who is this? The sassy lesbian secretary character off a bad Australian sitcom?” I didn’t even recognise him this time.

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  7. He is loathsome on TV but I see him in the Woolpack all the time (in London Bridge, not on TV) and actually seems quite nice. I can only say ‘seems’ quite nice though cause every time I try and talk to him I feel the chunks rising.

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