All we can really think to say is ‘furry thighs’. And that’s us in a generous mood. We’re mostly indifferent to Madonna’s gentleman caller, and having met him (this is us thinking of something to say, not showing off – he’s hardly Idi Amin) we’re even more indifferent than we were before.
And this is Jesus Luz’s latest achievement, a pantie shot in Italian GQ, via the method known in the business as bumming Madonna. It’s all the rage. How do you think we got to where we are today?
*puts kettle on*