Well, that’s not very nice.

Just strip down to bra and panties. It usually works

Underwear model David Beckham has gone back to London’s glittering Los Angeles (pronounced with a hard ‘g’ like Angelica Houston in The Grifters) to play for *checks notes* Galaxy something-something.

But, in a scene reminiscent of the caged fighting denoument in Bruno, them sophisticates weren’t very welcoming. No ma’am. With signs – correctly spelled and everything! – saying things like ‘Go home fraud’ waved in his face (kids, he’s a player not a miracle worker), Mr. Beckham – how modern to take on the surname of his wife! – put on a brave and still very handsome face and got on with the job in hand.

Which we think was football. That’s what it says here.

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2 comments to “Well, that’s not very nice.”

  1. I think you’ll find his wifeìs surname is Spice.

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  2. What is it about you can’t polish a turd? Well, you can try but it tends to come apart in your hands.

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