Just when you thought you’d got rid of this Yorkshire twat…

Why? What for? Pourqui? Varum?

As an interviewer he had the brownest nose in the whole of showbusiness and yet liked to portray himself as a serious jounalist (usually asking women about their tits).

As a DJ he plays nothing but that old Mafia rapist Frank Sinatra. And as a commentator he can barely open his mouth without something sexist coming out (Helen Mirren actually called him on it on one of his late shows: she asked why he kept asking about her tits and would he have asked a male interviewee about body parts).

The latest – and yes, we thought he’d fucked off for good as well – is that old chestnut: women aren’t as funny as men.

Well, a). they’re funnier than you. And we include the lady who works in Monique’s fry-up centre opposite our office who is really not that funny. Still makes us laugh more than you ever did B). We cite French, Saunders, Victoria Wood, Julie Walters, Sandra Bernhard, Jo Brand, Joan Rivers, Bette Midler, Sophie Tucker, Tallulah Bankhead, Margaret Cho, Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Karen off-of Will & Grace III). We cite Bernard Manning, Jimmy Tarbuck, the guy who did the piss comment at the BAFTAs who has apparently sold one million DVDs, Billy Connolly (who Parkinson is never knowingly not licking the arse of) and hundreds of other ‘comedians’ in cheap suits whose sexist/racist/homophobic schtick would obviously appeal to, and we quote, ‘a Yorkshireman born and bred’ (just not bred very well).

And to conclude, we have found in our wide experience that where you find a sexist, a homophobe is usually living in the same house and sharing clothes. We rest our wheely case, mi’lord.

And Parky, can you now fuck off and stay fucked off?

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4 comments to “Just when you thought you’d got rid of this Yorkshire twat…”

  1. He’s such a cunt.

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  2. Well said! (Another bad thing about him is that he really likes cricket…)

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  3. I’ve had him …

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