Jude Law is a well-dressed man and just a little bit gay.

Is that Lily Cole to your right, Judy?

And you know we can say that now because we’ve reappropriated the word ‘gay’ from the cunts of the world so that it no longer means ‘rubbish’ but in fact means ‘as close to perfection as a human can get. Whilst also having an appreciation of cats, hand gestures and dressing to the left’. So if anyone has a problem with being called a gay, they’re a cunt.

*gets Nobel Peace Prize*

And we’re not even going to go into those rumours which have been rifer than a rife thing for longer than a piece of string from a town called Kabbalah. Not right now. Ooh no.

Oh, and apparently Jude Law is bumming Cameron Diaz or Cameron Diaz is bumming Jude Law or Jude Law is bumming Leonardo DiCaprio and they all went to that twatty club in South Ken that only people who drape pullovers over their Jermyn Street-bought shirts/whores who want to shag people who buy their shirts on Jermyn Street go to.

And c) and d).

Oh, the Jude Law being a well-dressed man thing. He is. He knows his colours. And we’re having a moment with the hairy-chest-‘n’-clavicles-(clavicles? Quoi?)-peeping-from-out-of-a-white-T-worn-under-a-grandad-shirt thing. Good shoes also. Very next S/S. How future-modern.

*bows; retreats; does a cartwheel for light relief just before reaching the double doors*

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8 comments to “Jude Law is a well-dressed man and just a little bit gay.”

  1. I love how there are two gingers in that picture.

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  2. I am a whore who wants to shag people who buy their shirts on Jermyn Street. If that includes Dame Jude Law, so be it.

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  3. Most of them probably buy their shirts from Next on the Kings Road.

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  4. I shag people who buy their shirts on Jermyn Street. Then While they are sleeping I take their shirts. Mind you you have to shag someone who is the same shirt size so you have to check the labels. Better yet just shag anyone silly and while he is sleeping, take enough money for the service (it was fabulous he would agree) to buy your own custom made shirt.

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  5. lol looks like he has CLOW SHOES ON skinny jeans dont work well on him or anyone that has big feet LMAOF

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  6. If you have your dinner at the Italian restaurant just round the side of the Charing Cross exit of Leicester Square tube, you get to see this scene nightly. I went by accident, btw.

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  7. Not especially of any importance, but i can’t tell whether Lily Cole’s hair is actually to Judy’s right or left. Ooh, the intrigue of perspective.

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  8. I agree with you,these ed hardy is one of the most recognized name brands in the world of high fashion. You will find A-list celebrities.These ed hardy clothes are becoming more popular with new designs and styles.

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