Everybody’s favourite American-hating, ever-so-priv, apparently-unemployable gay has been articulating in his very special Reverett-type way exactly what he thought of Michael Jackson and how he’s probably better off the Dodo way. Too soon? Never.
‘He was a freak. He looked like a character from Shrek’
But really, it’s hardly a surprise coming – ooh, coming – from the man who said of Americans, ‘They are whiny victims whose language is entirely taken from two TV shows, Friends and Sex and the City’ which is just the first quote of his many tongue lashings – ooh tongue lashings – that sprang to mind.
But saying MJ was better off dead wasn’t the highlight of the interview that he ‘pparently gave to the Daily Mirror (bah). That honour would go to this little gem, ‘He looked like a character from Shrek. He was a black to white minstrel’ – Ooh, Minstrel. *pops to shops*
Toodlepip pop pickers.