Michael Jackson? A freak? Better off dead? Who would live in a mouth like this?

Nice cardi, shame about the chimpTrust our on-off-boyfriend-in-our-mind Rupert Everett to come out and say what the world and his civil partner are thinking, ‘Michael Jackson was a freak… I think it was fortuitous that he died’. Ooh ‘fortuitous’. J’adore Rupert Everett with a capital bum.

Everybody’s favourite American-hating, ever-so-priv, apparently-unemployable gay has been articulating in his very special Reverett-type way exactly what he thought of Michael Jackson and how he’s probably better off the Dodo way. Too soon? Never.

‘He was a freak. He looked like a character from Shrek’

But really, it’s hardly a surprise coming – ooh, coming – from the man who said of Americans, ‘They are whiny victims whose language is entirely taken from two TV shows, Friends and Sex and the City’ which is just the first quote of his many tongue lashings – ooh tongue lashings – that sprang to mind.

But saying MJ was better off dead wasn’t the highlight of the interview that he ‘pparently gave to the Daily Mirror (bah). That honour would go to this little gem, ‘He looked like a character from Shrek. He was a black to white minstrel’ – Ooh, Minstrel. *pops to shops*

Toodlepip pop pickers.

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7 comments to “Michael Jackson? A freak? Better off dead? Who would live in a mouth like this?”

  1. I j’adore Roops and his potty mouth.

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  2. Look at the llama on it!

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  3. Are you calling Michael Jackson a chimp?

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  4. There’s a chimp to Michael’s right, silly. Opposite side of the llama. But you knew that ST, right? It’s hard to distinguish irony these days, without the added benefit of emoticons.
    Sidebar – I don’t like monkeys. One of them attacked me in SAfrica once. They’re like humans who refuse to grow up. So, you know, like children. And I’m not big on children. Though I’d probably love my own. Oh I’m waffling.

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  5. The Llama looks kinda gay. It’s the lashes.

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  6. I was just messing witcha Tom. And yes Angela, the llama does have a whiff of the gays about him. I like it.

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  7. Ooo … baby llama drama.

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