a. Could easily be confused with Mrs. Potato Head
bee. Specialises in writhing
trios. Is never knowingly clothed
4. Has been known to breathe
Five. Is not Salvador Dali, Groucho Marx or Magnum Pie
And c. and d.
But who is it? Who?
It’s Dita Von Teese – or DVT if you prefer your nicknames to sound more STI than chumly charming – off-of all make-up, no talent. And that, ladies, gennels and furry friends, is the end of that.
*twiddles fake moustache… wishes we could grow one as impressive as her upstairs… leaves room in a sulk*