Which over-rated lap-dancer is wearing Mr. Potato Head’s novelty moustache?

Ooh, furry

Clues…

a. Could easily be confused with Mrs. Potato Head

bee. Specialises in writhing

trios. Is never knowingly clothed

4. Has been known to breathe

Five. Is not Salvador Dali, Groucho Marx or Magnum Pie

And c. and d.

But who is it? Who?

We bet her downstairs mix-up is better tended to...

It’s Dita Von Teese – or DVT if you prefer your nicknames to sound more STI than chumly charming – off-of all make-up, no talent. And that, ladies, gennels and furry friends, is the end of that.

*twiddles fake moustache… wishes we could grow one as impressive as her upstairs… leaves room in a sulk*

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4 comments to “Which over-rated lap-dancer is wearing Mr. Potato Head’s novelty moustache?”

  1. Deary me. That is a show stopper.

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  2. But, in the words of Missy Elliot, II bet she shaves her cho-cha

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  3. Nah … MAD BUSH!

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  4. As if we needed any more clues than ‘over rated lap dancer’

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