Good morrow. Tis a Friday and what we need is a little light relief from all the hard hitting stories we have broken this week. See tache twiddling, our new favourite baby-gay, Mika’s underwear, Jesus and Ulrika-cunt-cunt-cunt’s 16-year-old body. Hmmm.
So, it is with open legs that we welcome Artur
Fowler Boruc off-of something to do with football, posing in the ever-so-gay sounding Polish magoiz Male Men. Ooh, Male. Men.
For thems what is innerested the chap is 29 earth years of old (we know! Proof that smoking ages you if ever there was one), and having had an apparently tough year (he broke up with wifey and put on weight – boo), told Male Men, ‘At one point you think you are at the top of the world but suddenly you don’t even realise and you are at the very bottom.’
And if you’re not careful you might find you are in the very bottom, which is when you call us. But until then we’ll just enjoy the James Dean-esque pics over the jump… which feature cigarettes, more cigarettes and a nice cardi.
Male Men magoizine is out now
Filthy habit… stub it out at once. On us.,