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Kate Thornton *tries to resist any Swine Flu reference*

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Are you sniffing poppers comfortably? Prepare oneself for the worst. News. Ever.

Kate ‘Pig in a Wig’ Thornton is replacing our j’adored Jackie Brambles on Loose Trouts!

She is to co-anchor (what is this? The View?) Loose Women with Andrea ‘doesn’t understand the concept of real time on live TV’ McLean from September.

Kate ‘I was the youngest ever editor of Smash Hits, you know! (Yeah, and you turned it into a pile of shite)’ Thornton is thought to be very chuffed. We think it’s a matter for the police.

*puts in desperate call to Carol McGiffin*

In other news, we’ve had an epiphany. Blame it on the poppers, blame it on the boogie, but we’ve decided to withhold judgment till, well, judgment day. Not to be confused with Terminator 2: Judgment Day or indeed Sylvester Stallone’s masterpiece, Demolition Man. After all, it could be a helluva lot worse… could be Holly Willoughby and her boring fat tits.

ps. Word up, ITV. Please let’s not have anyone who commutes from Scotland again (Jackie, the muchos-missed Kay Adams, etc.). They just can’t resist the call of the sheep.

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8 comments to “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…”

  1. Fuck, that is bad news.

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  2. she looks like Miss Piggy off of Kermit.

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  3. They should do a homo Loose Women. And call it Greedy Bottoms.

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  4. There are very few TV ‘personalities’ who make me wish I was rolling in glass, but Hate Thornton is one of them.

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  5. Can’t say I watch the Loose Trouts anyway, but the fact this mediocre dame is getting any work at all still riles me.

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  6. There’s something very Joker about this picture [starts singing Lady Gaga’s Pokerface as Jokerface… laughs at own joke]

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  7. That’s very good Chas.
    Or Dave.

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  8. I used to work with her at *insert famous publishing house which has since been bought out be another famous publishing house*. Let’s put it this way… she was an even worse ‘journalist/editor’ than she is telly ‘presenter’. Though a very nice person. Sometimes being nice (plus additional fringe benefits) can get you a long way.

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