There are lonely hearts. Then there are very lonely hearts. And then there is tragedy.
Now, don’t get us wrong. We’re not quick to judge and we have been known to trudge very long distances for a whiff of cock. In flip-flops. In the rain. But even we draw the line at someone who… let’s just say ‘went to the bathroom’ on our faces while we were sleeping. Before a formal introduction! EVEN we have ideas of etiquette superior to this guy, who posted a lonely hearts ad on his local University hook-up board.
But some questions remain unanswered:
a). How did Shannon know who was the dumper?
B). Why did Shannon not intervene when dumper was dumping on her friend’s face?
III). Why would Shannon then show a picture to the dumpee? To prove that the dumper was actually really hot?
Quatre). Would you want to have a coffee with someone who goes to parties and has a poo on sleeping person/persons’ head/s? And probably doesn’t wash their hands afterwards?!
5). Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
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- We’re actually still trying to work out who Kim Kardashian is. In the meantime, let’s look at this magazine cover.
- Horrible door.
- Which English actor who we already have a major crush on has a bottom like this?
- Cheryl and Ashley are finally divorced. The world stops moving, like in that show FlashForward that was on Channel Five, ergo, nobody watched it.
- And the Marc Jacobs award for Never Knowingly Appearing in a Photograph With a Shirt On Goes To… (rustle, rustle of envelope being opened) Jake Shears!
I’ve just barfed.
Scat. Eugh.
It was me. And thank you, I am a tall dark and handsome stud.
Maybe the ‘tall, dark and handsome’ was referring to the poo poo.
Students eh?
I would do anything for love, but I wont do scat.
Tres amusant TM - very sharp!
Shannon doesn’t come out of this smelling of roses. I’d put money on her having set the whole thing up, starting with the spiked drink and finishing with the forged foto to explain her own poo. A girl after my own heart.
At the U of M do they know it’s BOWEL movements not bowl movements? Really the youth of today……
Wow he is interested in coffee or a movie -lots of coffee so they can have some watersports? Maybe it was a poo party and he thought it was a pool party since he has comprehension issues. Were there other dumpies at the party?