Now, don’t get us wrong. We’re not quick to judge and we have been known to trudge very long distances for a whiff of cock. In flip-flops. In the rain. But even we draw the line at someone who… let’s just say ‘went to the bathroom’ on our faces while we were sleeping. Before a formal introduction! EVEN we have ideas of etiquette superior to this guy, who posted a lonely hearts ad on his local University hook-up board.
But some questions remain unanswered:
a). How did Shannon know who was the dumper?
B). Why did Shannon not intervene when dumper was dumping on her friend’s face?
III). Why would Shannon then show a picture to the dumpee? To prove that the dumper was actually really hot?
Quatre). Would you want to have a coffee with someone who goes to parties and has a poo on sleeping person/persons’ head/s? And probably doesn’t wash their hands afterwards?!