No matter what Bjork may say (she once told us she thought Madonna was a vampire who sucked stuff out of other artists), this picture does not prove that Our Glorious Leader is one of the undead.
It is simply a retouching project, spun off of True Blood, which we’re hearing very good things about by the way. Apparently, the vampires have ‘come out’ and want equal rights. As we speak Mormons are collecting money to make sure it never happens, even though it’s fictional. At least it keeps them out of our beautifully conditioned hair.
Some retouching house challenged global retouchers to redo their favourite celebrities as blood-suckers. Some submitted pictures that were entirely untampered-with.
See others including Beyonce, Lily Allen and Whoopi Goldberg (god, that is so racist!) here.