So, here’s your choice: one church where smarty Euros and Americanos are dictated to by stupid homophobic African fools or two churches, one for the smarties, one for the fools… Dolly Rowan thinks a return to African values should do it

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Here’s a tough one, assuming you give a flying finger of Fudge about goings-on in Her Majesty’s Anglican Church of England and the World. Given the choice would you prefer…

a). a Church which maintained global unity at the level of some retarded Nigerian bishops who think gays should be stoned to death, women locked in the basement and children ritually abused behind the altar.

or

b). a Church of England (and maybe Europe and America, some bits of Australia and Gibraltar) where the gays were treated like – here’s an idea! – ordinary people. Where, like women and straight men, they were allowed to become bishops, if the bonnet suited them. Where they could perhaps have their unions blessed in church, seeing as they’d been together for forty years. Where hatred was at least frowned upon.

Tricky one, huh? Not for the Archbishop of Cant, the once-respected Rowan Williams of the Dodgy Beard. According to RoRo, we should accept that African values are applicable to modern Britain/America/Europe, stop being silly and expecting people to be accepted as *checks notes* people and buckle down and accept that the unity of the Anglican Church is paramount.

And so endeth the lesson for today.

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7 comments to “So, here’s your choice: one church where smarty Euros and Americanos are dictated to by stupid homophobic African fools or two churches, one for the smarties, one for the fools… Dolly Rowan thinks a return to African values should do it”

  1. RoRo is a coward and a cunt. In no particular order.

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  2. Question: Why on earth do we even kowtow to Africa on these issues? Seriously? Hardly advanced in their thinking.
    (Okay, you kinda asked this question already but I just felt an urge to reiterate)

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  3. And so we descend further towards the Dark Ages. Why on earth do we bother with science and modern thinking when it just gets trodden on by weirdos in frocks???

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  4. I spoke to my sisters and we all agree: let’s get this talked about and bring it to the fore. Debate and discuss it with them, on telly on a Sunday morning if need be. The more exposure these bizarre views get the more those who push for this discrimination will be seen as an irrelevant bunch of morons.

    I always like it when POeter Tatchell gets stuck in with this lot – it gets the discussion going and shows how they deep down inside hate us. It’s good when their real emotions get a chance to show themselves from behind all the frocks, incense and chanting.

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  5. I like the idea of a new fresher gayer Church of England. Gay vicars, cute choirboys, flowers everywhere, beautiful fabrics, maybe a scented candle… so different from what we have now.

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  6. Oh, let it go … humanity is wising up, thinking rationally and moving on (if a bit slowly) … religion is dying!

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