We don’t mind if we do. Thanks for offering.
This young fella-me-lad with the clenched buttocks is one US swimmer called Ricky Berens. And no, he’s not rocking the latest Hard On-wear (though that outfit would go down a treat round Vauxhall and environs), he has split his hi-tech swimmers while diving into waters around Rome.
We like this suit. We shall wear it. We feel it would show off our best features to great advantage.