Afraid of colour and only got 23 pence to last you till pay day? Best not get one of these £200 colourful suits from TopMan, then.

*pops on sunglasses*

Hello, dolly.

So, we officially like these. Some may scoff – especially the ‘fashion experts’ on the LondonPaper (we were only reading it to see if anybody had spotted us on the number 38 last Saturday and wanted coffee/dinner/a dump) who only last night dropped the bombshell that male men should never:

a) Wear black shirts (too ‘sleazy’, apparently. Oh.)

b) Wear vests (lest you look ‘camp’, btw. Homophobic-lite, much?)

c) Use ‘manbags’ (who uses the term ‘manbag’ anymore, anywho?)

d) Wear jewellery (bang goes the cockring/bang goes our social life, etc.)

Response:

a) Ding-dong, wrong. As anyone knows, it’s not what you do, it’s how you do it.

b) Care, much?

Aaaaaaand,backintheroom…

So, these suits from TopMan. They’re 200 of Her Majesty’s shiniest coins, they’re skinny *points at fat person; shakes finger*, and they come in lots of pretty colours. See! We’d have one in every colour but that’s just silly.

Byings.

*waves*

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2 comments to “Afraid of colour and only got 23 pence to last you till pay day? Best not get one of these £200 colourful suits from TopMan, then.”

  1. Am I the only person who thinks Top Man is overpriced? £200 for a suit isn’t cheap. You can get Paul Smith for £300. Ish.

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  2. Thank god for Topman! I’ve been trying for the Big Fun/80’s wanker look for a while!

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