So, we officially like these. Some may scoff – especially the ‘fashion experts’ on the LondonPaper (we were only reading it to see if anybody had spotted us on the number 38 last Saturday and wanted coffee/dinner/a dump) who only last night dropped the bombshell that male men should never:
a) Wear black shirts (too ‘sleazy’, apparently. Oh.)
b) Wear vests (lest you look ‘camp’, btw. Homophobic-lite, much?)
c) Use ‘manbags’ (who uses the term ‘manbag’ anymore, anywho?)
d) Wear jewellery (bang goes the cockring/bang goes our social life, etc.)
a) Ding-dong, wrong. As anyone knows, it’s not what you do, it’s how you do it.
b) Care, much?
So, these suits from TopMan. They’re 200 of Her Majesty’s shiniest coins, they’re skinny *points at fat person; shakes finger*, and they come in lots of pretty colours. See! We’d have one in every colour but that’s just silly.