So, Air off-of New Zealand have come up with this advert deep withinside of which are various staff members – cute ones, natch – stripped down to their jack-diddly cock ‘n’ balls, and then body-painted with the appropriate attire. Attire in inverted commas, ’cause it’s paint not clobber. Still with us? What about now? *pause* Now?
The tagline is ‘Nothing to hide’, or something. As in, no hidden buggery bollocky charges. As in, not Ryanair.
Our favourite cast member is the silver daddio – seen here to your right, their left, our top – who in our minds is having it off bumming-stylee with the bloke behind him. How fun is Air New Zealand? Especially when they keep their mouths shut. Oh, apart from that, naturally.
Honestly, innuendo of a Tuesday…
So, like, see the ad and behind-the-bumming footage apres la break-ette…
Would this make you fly Air New Zealand? What about if the one on the right did something special with a hot towel mid-flight?,