You see the rather florid-skinned lady on the left with the dainty he-she qualities? Well, he/she thinks the gays are ‘really very sad people’. Oh.

Get you, girl!

Slightly bouffy hair: check. Skin shot to freak by not removing maquillage after a big night out (naughty!): check. Dainty little handshake: check. Pinky ring: check. Yes, Kenneth Gunn of the Scottish National Party (the difference with the British National Party would be…?) thinks the gays are sad *conga line of gays goes by in the background*

He also thinks atheists are going straight to hell. Well, seeing as they don’t believe in hell, that shouldn’t be too much of a tradge or a worry, should it?

Yes, speaking live on Her Majesty’s BBC Radio about an exhibition where people were asked to comment on that holiest of all books, The Secret of Spiggy Holes – sorry, The Bible – dolly here got his/her sheer panties in a bunch/knickers in a twist and started laying into anyone who wasn’t a clean-living, never-knowingly-troubled-in-the-gusset-department Tory wife.

‘When we all went to church on a Sunday morning and prayed to Jesus Christ, this was a much better country,’ sayeth Kenneth Gunn in a voice that faltered somewhere around the range of a dowager duchess. ‘Look where it’s going now. We’ve got so-called gays (‘so-called’? Oh, the ‘gay used to mean happy’ thing), who are really very sad people, and we have non-believers and heathens running the country and running down Christianity.’

At which he/she clutched some pearls, dabbed the corners of his/her mouth where the crumbs from a Victoria Sandwich had gathered and flounced out leaving nought but a whiff of Lily o’ the Valley behind.

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4 comments to “You see the rather florid-skinned lady on the left with the dainty he-she qualities? Well, he/she thinks the gays are ‘really very sad people’. Oh.”

  1. I’m sure I sat on Kenneth Gunn’s face on Friday at Chariots.

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  2. He was, Pilar. I was watching, poppers in one hand, happiness in the other…

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  3. he might be a cunt, but don’t act like cunts yourself by accusing the snp of being fascists.

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  4. Their crypto-fascists, which is even worse. Fascism, only with the veil of cowardice.

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