Oh, tra-la-laaaa. Laaa.
So this is… actually we have no idea who this is. *cattle-prods workie*
Oh, it’s Cooper Cronk off-of rugby and Australia! See, carefully administered pain does pay.
In no particular order, what we’re enjoying most about Cooper Cronk are:
– knees and toes, knees and toes
– and were he to have chosen a more opportune colour in the Speedo department – white, say (when will these straights learn?) – cock.
ps. Oh, and his name. Cronk? Don’t mind if we do.
All together now! 'She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny (black with two white stripes) polka dot bikini...!',