All together now! ‘She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny (black with two white stripes) polka dot bikini…!’

Are those massive thighs or are you just happy to see us?

Oh, tra-la-laaaa. Laaa.

So this is… actually we have no idea who this is. *cattle-prods workie*

Oh, it’s Cooper Cronk off-of rugby and Australia! See, carefully administered pain does pay.

In no particular order, what we’re enjoying most about Cooper Cronk are:

– legs

– shoulders

– knees and toes, knees and toes

– and were he to have chosen a more opportune colour in the Speedo department – white, say (when will these straights learn?) – cock.

*ends*

ps. Oh, and his name. Cronk? Don’t mind if we do.

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7 comments to “All together now! ‘She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny (black with two white stripes) polka dot bikini…!’”

  1. Oof, the thighs on it…
    *swoons, etc*

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  2. Bigger sometimes is better.

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  3. Hahahahahahahaha, Cooper Cronk…

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  4. And he already has a porn star name. White wees in the ocean.

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  5. I j’adore that someone very cruel has made him wear Speedos three sizes too small for him.

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  6. The trick with Speedos – apart from buying them in light colours and cutting the lining out – is to wear them a little on the large side to allow for dangle. Just sayin’

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  7. I JUST PUKED A BIT IN MY MOUTH hee hee

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