‘I’ve been a stylist for years…’ says Derek of Derek Loves Shopping (yeah, we can tell by the blouse), ‘and people ask me every day [there’s a space between ‘every’ and ‘day’, btw, unless it’s being used as an adjective as in ‘This old everyday thing. I only wear it when I don’t care how I look’ – a little bit of grammar as we go about our business]… people ask me every day, where do you buy this, where do you buy that…?’
Really? What, just so they know where not to go? Anyway, in this episode of Derek Loves Shopping (and as a rule of thumb we have found that anyone who goes on about how they love shopping is a little bit, you know, Rachel Stevens) he fixes on the bright idea of helping an actor/model – who is clearly not either, unless he’s one of those actor/models – buy swimwear. Get it? Gay man helps straight muscle boy shop for skimpy – or, this being America, not so skimpy – swimsuits.
And in case you thought that was kind of shallow, there’s a very moving ‘to camera’ piece about how the actor/model once had cancer. Gets you right there *punches heart/stomach* And you know it’s true because he has the word ‘survivor’ tattooed really big over his gut.
A moving yet fashionable and still sexy piece brought to you by DerekLovesShopping. Over the jump with you…