Penelope Cruz pregnant with Javier Bardem’s baby! Or to keep our hopes bobbing along, let’s change that ! to a ?

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So rumour hath it, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem off-of e-Spain(-a-th-th-th-th-th) are expecting one of those childs.

Bang goes our theory about Penelope Cruz being Hollywood’s PBOC (Professional Beard of Choice) and by default Javier Bardem being one o’ the boys and therefore ITLOWT (In The Land Of Wishful Thinking) our future ex-husband (hello? Acronym?).

Or does it?

*eyes dart around room*

Time will tell. Five months’ time, according to this gennelman.

Oh but can we just take this opportunity to say how much we j’adore Penny Cruz and her big gay boyfriend. J’adore them with a capital churros dipped in hot chocolate.

*mmmm, churros dipped in hot chocolate…*

ps. That really is them up there. We’d recognize those lovely long Lindas anywhere…

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2 comments to “Penelope Cruz pregnant with Javier Bardem’s baby! Or to keep our hopes bobbing along, let’s change that ! to a ?”

  1. I’d bum Javier Bardem all the way to the Canary Islands…

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  2. What a lovely pair of lindas that man has. Very chunky.

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