Would you? You wouldn’t… would you?

Seriously, ditch the lame pants.

Oh no (said in the style of Phoebe off-of Friends. Which is the only Friends affectation still allowed in this day and age. Speaking of Friends… oh no, that’s it.)

Apart from Leonardo DiCaprio’s body insisting on the fat-thin thing – you know, squashy like a baby’s but not quite Half Ton Mom) – we’re currently musing the bellybutton thing. We even did a Cheesy Straw poll in the orifice and concluded that, unlike most things in life, in is better.

And really, Leo. Point, much?

*workie puts hand up; workie says she quite likes Leo; workie gets a slap*

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7 comments to “Would you? You wouldn’t… would you?”

  1. He’s one of those unfortunates who lost his looks at the age of 18.

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  2. So I don’t wanna come over all body fascist, but really, when you’re a movie star is it really appropriate to have all that excess?

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  3. But there is some good girth going on beneath Leo’s wet shorts…

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  4. You reckon? Or is it just clever lighting?

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  5. I’ve peed next to him. And there’s no unusual girth going on.

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  6. I would and I did.

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  7. Bald guys belly button is not a problem. I’ll be rubbing his head from behind and won’t be looking at it.

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