Melrose Place? Don’t mind if we do.

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Hello.

So it turns out they’re remaking Melrose Place. A place where everybody knows your name and they’re always glad you came.

*wet wees; white wees; chafes*

It premieres on our tellyboxes on 8th September on the CW (dear Americanish friends – please explain what ‘the CW’ is. Is it like Channel Five? The Hallmark Channel? Gaydar?) which is all very pounds, shillings and pence to us. But what gets our threepenny bit going is the fact that Victor Webster off-of never heard of him till now, is to play a gay. One who, presumably, will be never knowingly dressed. And if we know them gays down West Hollywood, ain’t that the truth, mister-sister… *pats hair, etc.*

Oh but no, will he be a steroetyped gay, with shiny skin and always dressing to the left? No, ma’am. He will be a gay who, and we quote, ‘smokes cigars, likes the LA Lakers, collects sports memorabilia and drinks Scotch.’

So a stereotypical straight man.

But all of this, pop-pickers, brings us to thoughts of the last gay in the last Melrose Place in the last century in the last last… Doug Savant, now to be seen in shows including Desperate Bollocks Housewives and nothing else. And homolujah to that/him!

Now let’s look at Victor Webster without his clothes on and an accidental boner on video a me-me-me-er tipped us off to *bobs curtsey* …

Erm, tattoo? Dolly Shame on you!
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11 comments to “Melrose Place? Don’t mind if we do.”

  1. I remember Melrose Place for Charlotte off-of SATC being a total cunt in it.

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  2. I think we all remember Mr. Webster off of being the hottest guy they ever had on Sex and the City – the city trader who was handcuffed to the bed by samantha and then arrested for insider trading. His body was FABULOUS. And far more waxed than it appears to now be.

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  3. Oh, tis he! Not so clueless after all, eh boy…!

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  4. I’m much preferrering the hairy versh of Victor…

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  5. If he’s on the cover of Playgirl, does that mean there are cock shots out there?

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  6. I love Chip Kilkenny. And I like a nice Hummer.

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  7. if you go to awkwardboners.com and search his name, there is an out take clip of him from his show Mutant X where he gets an erection whilst filming a seen with a female co-star who is rubbing his chest. Very Contemporary!

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  8. them jeans are unbelievablubly nasty. Take them off at once.

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  9. Like Seabiscuit.

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  10. Does this mean he’s straight? No!

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  11. Wasn’t he in that episode of William and Grace – the one where Karen is mistaken for a femme de chambre and falls for the maintenance guy – a total hoot and a half of an episode – a veritable classic.

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