So it turns out they’re remaking Melrose Place. A place where everybody knows your name and they’re always glad you came.
*wet wees; white wees; chafes*
It premieres on our tellyboxes on 8th September on the CW (dear Americanish friends – please explain what ‘the CW’ is. Is it like Channel Five? The Hallmark Channel? Gaydar?) which is all very pounds, shillings and pence to us. But what gets our threepenny bit going is the fact that Victor Webster off-of never heard of him till now, is to play a gay. One who, presumably, will be never knowingly dressed. And if we know them gays down West Hollywood, ain’t that the truth, mister-sister… *pats hair, etc.*
Oh but no, will he be a steroetyped gay, with shiny skin and always dressing to the left? No, ma’am. He will be a gay who, and we quote, ‘smokes cigars, likes the LA Lakers, collects sports memorabilia and drinks Scotch.’
So a stereotypical straight man.
But all of this, pop-pickers, brings us to thoughts of the last gay in the last Melrose Place in the last century in the last last… Doug Savant, now to be seen in shows including Desperate
Bollocks Housewives and nothing else. And homolujah to that/him!
Now let’s look at Victor Webster without his clothes on and an accidental boner on video a me-me-me-er tipped us off to *bobs curtsey* …