Hell-fuckin’-o!

Ooh-fucking-la la!

Hello (PG version).

Regardez Sharon Stone on the cover of Paris Match! And if you were applying strawberry lipsalve instead of paying attention in French class, that quote straddling her tits means, ‘I’m 50. So what!’ And so say all of us. And so say all of us, laa-di-daa, and so say all of us! Etc. For the fellow does have jolly good tits and lovely long Lindas and by the looks of it the vagina of a Virgin Mary, but a Virgin Mary that we’d totally schtupp, even in a gay way.

And sure, there’s a little bit of touche éclat here, a touché of bronzer there, un petit peu du photoshopping when no one’s looking but we’ve seen the woman in the flesh and that flesh is pretty titty-tastic. And can we just take this opportunity to wave our bijous Frenchie flags and douse ourselves in Beaujolais and stick baguettes in our ears and drink seven cans of Extreme Energy (literal. We like) until we’re crawling on the ceiling and have a little madeleine as a special treat and say, j’adore, je can’t get enough, je needs a drink.

*courtseys, Liaisons Dangereuses style-ée*

ps. More pics avec tits (oooh, rhymings…) of Sharon Stone from Paris Match after la breakette… Toodle-oo.

Zut alors! So chic, so black and white... *waves*

Paris Match on the interdolly.

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7 comments to “Hell-fuckin’-o!”

  1. Love. Her.

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  2. I like how France aren’t afraid of a couple of tits on the front of a magazine. Vive la tits, etc.

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  3. Not an ounce of sagging round those tits. How for realz to we think that is?

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  4. Shop bought. High end shop bought, but shop bought nonetheless.

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  5. Bitch all ye like, but you can’t fake the legs. You can P’shop them, of course.

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