Susan Boyle, the woman variously known as Britain’s Got Talent’s Susan Boyle, SuBo, the Hairy Angel, Jimmy Cranky and that mad Scotch woman off-of telly has had a glamour make-over from Harper’s Bazaar, though quite what the intersection between the snooty Louboutin-ed up readers of HB and SuBo is, we’re quite at a loss to fathom.
But wow, what a makeover! They brushed her hair a bit, wiped the sick off the front of her, removed 85% of her eyebrows leaving a narrow three-inch thick curve and even put on a bit of lipstick, administered from the end of a very long pole so those posh bitches who work on the magazine wouldn’t have to get anywhere near her.
As the patronising woman off-of Harper’s said on telly – the only reason for this shoot being to get on telly – ‘She’s very down-to-earth [read ‘common’] with a lovely Scottish laugh [read ‘cackle’].’
Grazia, having been beaten to the jump on the whole SuBo make-over story are running with ‘SuBo spotted on the moon.’ Well, it has become the National Enquirer for a whole new generation of stupid, ‘fashion’-obsessed girls.