While on the run from the fuzz for the abduction of Madeleine McCann, Posh lands her dream job in American Idol

Bang her to rights!

The final proof that Posh is implicated in the abduction of Madeleine McCann has come with the news that the woman spotted in Barcelona asked the man she thought to be her ‘contact’, ‘Have you brought me my new daughter?’

Case closed. Everyone knows that with three/four boys, Victoria Spice is desperado for a daughter, ergo we now have positive identification, motive and means.

Which is why it’s going to be tricky for Vicky when she takes her place on the judging panel of American Idol, replacing, as she is, that other great vocal talent Paula Abdul. Maybe she will give her comments from an unidentified room somewhere in Brazil with Maddy playing in the background.

Or something.

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5 comments to “While on the run from the fuzz for the abduction of Madeleine McCann, Posh lands her dream job in American Idol”

  1. Too funny. Did that make me sound droll?

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  2. I knew it!

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  3. I love the idea of Posh doing her ‘expert’ judging on American Idol from some high-security hole in Brazil, with a pixelated 6-year-old in the background. Genius.

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  4. You should win an award for your photoshop skills. And I’m not being ironical.

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  5. Seriously I love you for this photoshop

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