There we were, twiddling our thumbs and trying to claw back some sort of recollection from the total shandy booze-fueled 48-hour blackout also known as ‘the weekend’, when we stumbled on something extraordinary/the print ad for Kylie’s new smelly for men, Inverse. Just who the heck she’s been channelling these recent years…!
It’s Amanda Lepore off-of transsexual with a side-order of Donatella Versace off-of bags! Nail? On the head. Which is uncannily close to where the staples are.
And my-oh-my,-vagina what a modern trio they look. A Beverley Sisters for the 21st Century. Which is undeniably the most exciting reformation since Charles II sashayed his way back onto the throne leaving a whole load of syphilis in his wake.
What? S’it.
I’ve just fallen off my chair it’s that uncanny…
She really seriously is getting a dose of the Donatellas. But seriously! Stop the surgery, you silly cow.
If I were the Beverley Sisters I’d be angling after some serious compensation right now…
What a sorry state of affairs Kylie is.
Or…..http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/imageBank/cache/b/Billie-Piper.jpg
Billie ‘which part of her face is biggest’ Piper.
Because we want to.