Fag *cough* Hag

Hello! Us!

Who said that? *points*

Oh look at that Christine bird off-of the shit we have to sit through whilst waiting for Corrie/’Stenders/our Ocado delivery of Belvedere and HobNobs. She’s seen here with famous ladies’ man (mmmm-hmmm!) Mark Foster at famous ladies’ resort Sitges, a mere hop, skip and cartwheel for light relief from London’s glittering Barcelona. Uncanny that Mark off-of swimming would be there at the same time as the gay circuit party thing, the same one that they were advertising around Barcelona-th-th-th-th with banners exclaiming ‘Gay and Lesbian event’, with the word ‘Lesbian’ very much in inverted commas – though some of those gays did look very manly and were walking in chunky shoes carrying lots of keys.

Quite what we’re trying to say is anyone’s business, but in conclusion we’d totally bum big gay Mark Foster off-of what the fuck aren’t you doing in your Speedos, eh? A-th-th-th-th-th.

Oh ps. Wanna see one of Mark Foster’s big gay chums flashing his arse? Course you do…

Ladies, please!

Via the Daily Mail’s rather naive take on the whole thing. *waves*

 

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7 comments to “Fag *cough* Hag”

  1. Ring-a-ding-ding yes please, meloves a bit o’ Mark Foster off-of swimming.

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  2. I wish Ocado delivered to my house…

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  3. It’s really not that hard, Tom. Log on, purchase, wait in your fluffy slippers…

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  4. What’s that dry old trout doing hanging around with us gays? Hmmm?

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  5. I bet Colin Jackson just ‘happens’ to be on a boat nearby

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  6. Who’s top and who’s bottom in that relationship do we think?

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  7. I wouldn’t say no to being the filling in a Foster/Jackson sandwich.

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