Madonna does a great Kylie impression

Plastic fantastic

Not since Cher confronted Jack from Will & Grace about his Cher doll have we been so excited by a superstar made out of plastic (obviously we’re not talking about Kylie here: she may be made entirely out of plastic, but she ain’t no superstar).

No, pop fans, we’re talking about these new hyper-realistic Madonna dolls based on vibes from her more recent albums. This one here is taken from the ‘Give It To Me’ video, while others are based on the Hard Candy cover and, maybe our favourite, her scrawny ass in a purple leotard in front of a dancers’ mirror for ‘Hung Up’.

Available to buy or commission here. See some more over the jump and a salutary warning from Jack on how not to behave when you start taking your Madonna doll out for tea…

Sitting around in her bra and panties Sticky and sweet - but you can wipe it off with a damp flannel Every little thing that she says or dooooze
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8 comments to “Madonna does a great Kylie impression”

  1. A perfect, fully-rounded and well-researched piece. Hilarious Kylie bitching, cute pictures, and a genius Will and Grace denouement…
    A+

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  2. Madonna has great hair in these pictures.

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  3. ‘I don’t need a drag queen to define normal behaviour’. J’adore.

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  4. That make-up is flawless…

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  5. almost as plastic as the real thing. vile.

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  6. Has anyone heard anything from Tequila Mockingbird? I fear the worst.

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  7. Bernard, I can safely say with all confidence that right about now, he will be sashaying around town in a very doily fashion.

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  8. I miss me-me-me when people used to comment

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